The Boss's Delight

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 12-Feb-2016 2:30:23

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have SEX with you. I'll make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it up I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the
story. Her boyfriend then said to her, "Do it but ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast. He wouldn't even have enough time to undress." So she
agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call. He asks, "What happened?" She responds, "The Bastard used coins. I'm still picking it up and he's still fucking!"

Post 2 by contradiction (aww, I always knew my opinion mattered to you!) on Friday, 12-Feb-2016 12:21:18

LOL.

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 12-Feb-2016 20:55:31

Grin.

Post 4 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Sunday, 14-Feb-2016 8:46:52

lol

Post 5 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Wednesday, 17-Feb-2016 15:53:40

Hahaha, wow.